How ugly men can be and still get on television. What else has been happening? They change the meaning of words on us to control us. Do you know the main place they send Iraqi refugees… Fucking hell… So, boys. Like the fact that men get depressed after they cum, almost as they cum. Thanks for trying to help me out. I honestly hope that you get cancer quite deep up your arse.
I grew up thinking that turning something into a joke was a way of explaining it to people. I thought you were into it. Hopefully there should be a few laughs too, and if you dare go to the toilet during his set, lock… 20 Oct 2014 Including Frankie Boyle, Billy Connolly, Paul Foot, Dylan Moran and Lee Mack Frankie Boyle More work-in-progress doings as Frank prepares to unleash some merry hell. Things are so bad in the Middle East, that porn stars have started referring to their pubic arrangement as a Gaza strip. I thought it was very sad to read about the death of Robin Williams last year. We take language too literally. And you thought you vaguely recognised one of them from the day that your little brother went missing.
How did they make him? Night falls again, you run again. I hope it gets cured. And I think he was right to fuck his plane right into a ski resort. We are not associated with Netflix, nor do we pretend to be. Which is quite a difficult question.
An old guy asked me to help him cross the road. You spent half of every day working out how to hide your packed lunch. Obviously they taught people in paedophilia for millennia with the Catholic church. Human make such bad shields, that humans were forced to invent the shield. Allegedly he mounts the faces of dead pigs.
This spring, Scottish comedian brings a new show to the and other venues around the United Kingdom. He's probably the most controversed comedian as his jokes always flirt with the politically incorrect. That never made its way into the letters page of Fiesta, did it? What about that wee guy that raised all the money for cancer research? This started to annoy Boyle whose comebacks got shorter so he could simply maintain the flow of a piece of material he was half way through. Uh… Watched a documentary on stroke survivors the other night. I thought it was good David Cameron went over to show his solidarity with Charlie Hebdo. What the fuck is going on with this caveman? It reminded me of when you used to see an old Scottish couple in a quiz show. And he went into a long, I think, racist rant about how Christians never get involved in terrorism.
He was a cop with a sense of humour. All material for educational and non-profit purposes only. Also, have a bit of trust. The Glaswegian shot to fame for his vicious, black humor, which sometimes landed him in hot water. . How are you doing anyway, buddy? Edinburgh and Glasgow are very different cities.
For me, the Pinocchio story is actually about Geppetto being a paedophile. What are the fucking chances of that? She looks like quite a… Quite a doable rent boy. Was that too much for some of you? First to grace the stage was support act Craig Campbell who was a perfect accompaniment to the tour. We need to engage more with politics, man. It was the fucking banks! I honestly believe there are children alive today underneath the floorboards, and in the walls of the Houses of Parliament. I think we live in a rape culture, we live in a porn culture. Boyle once said he would retire at 40, since older comics have nothing to say.
Humans are the only animals that watch porn. Boris Johnson evolved that fringe as a kind of makeshift cum shield. You missed the routine about the English public school system. The Scottish Frankie Boyle is by far the most politically incorrect stand-up comedian. This is, like, 16 years ago.
You know, we mistake the menu for the meal. The issue made its way back into material as Boyle became intrigued and speculated as to what it was. He grabbed his trousers in both hands and went like this… The trousers went nowhere. Hats off to the cunt. Thanks for all the diamonds! Things are so bad in Glasgow that mothers have started dressing their children up as referees in the hope that people throw coins at them in the street. So in many ways, he did the right thing.