Roger, thank God you're here. I'm just glad you're okay. It's always a good time I tell you, Roger, being single for a day it's been such a vacation. His wife Francine is your average house wife. What the hell does that mean? You want to get out of here? But I'm not alonebecause I have you, Francine.
No, last year on Christmas, we pretended we didn't see you walk into the sizzler by yourself. I-I wouldn't even brush up against thatperfect a-apple. We're coming in firing, but this Christmas massacre is on your head! Klaus, just be glad you're alone with no family. I'll just wish for them back. I want to be part of everything! Opening gifts with the family, he finds he is still a bad father and when Roger arrives without knowing who he is, he tries to convince him and eventually succeeds in winning him over by telling him about his crazy habits.
And these aren't even Christmas napkins. When Stan is ignored at the party except for running errands, he wishes he had Lewis' life while placing the angel on the tree. Season 3: Episode 9 The Best Christmas Story Never Season 4: Episode 8 The Most Adequate Christmas Christmas Ever Season 6: Episode 9 Rapture's Delight Season 7: Episode 6 There Will Be Bad Blood — Thanksgiving Season 7: Episode 8 For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls Season 8: Episode 7 Season's Beatings Season 10: Episode 5 Kung Pao Turkey — Thanksgiving Season 10: Episode 8 Minstrel Krampus Season 12: Episode 6 Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas Shop Safely and Securely with Amazon Shopping from United States? I wasn't talking to you. So in spite of wanting to go into this Christmas episode and every Christmas episode with as little baggage and as neutral of expectations as possible, the pressure was certainly on for this one. Well, you did wish for his life. Are there gonna be any chicks there? I should be peacockin', baby! Not the poor girls, and they're the ones who dig my Porsche the most. People will lie to you in a bar, Stan.
Is that why you're dressed as a pirate, Principal Smith? Principal Lewis and Francine have been doing it. Look, sometimes in a movie, a person thinks they want something, but then -- Ooh! Now put it on the tree. How do you know all this stuff? Instead they just ride the high of being single and invincible. But those things aren't true. I should have asked when you were getting here. Although he's not Stan's dream son, he always makes him proud. The nozzle's still in the tank! If they were smart, they'd start in Sears, 'cause that's where I used to be.
I got to go return something. Agent Stan Smith, and his not so average family. Oh, I think it's pretty clear, Stan. Bulging with celebrity guest voices, including Kristin Chenoweth, Ted Danson, Kim Kardashian, Dean Norris, Mickey Rooney and Uma Thurman, this outrageous assortment finds Stan miniaturized after seeing a shrink, Steve embraces his inner lesbian, Roger crushing on a crash-landed alien , and the return of Jeff from space?. Francine, Steve, and Hayley aren't my real family? She juggles Stan and the kids while keeping a sound mind. Then there's Roger, the illegal alien literally who the Smith's are keeping protected. I never want to sleep in.
Stan: Get in here, fish. Honestly, with your taste, the hole I put in the wall is an improvement. Never seen a Kathy Ireland poster that wasn't just put up with tape. Snot, for the last time, you're not our son. Stan tries to get the family to wish he wasn't around, but fails.
Better chance someone will overhear me talking about it. It's for Steve and Hayley, but I'll be the one using it. You can't really be nervous I'm Santa. The Chinese grocery was open. It's just a sad fact. I got here way too early.
Mm Oh, you got to come! No, Roger, I don't need help. In this alternate reality, do I ever dress as a woman? And if you're not quiet, you'll wake him up. Honey, where's my morning B. This might be one of those dealios where you got to learn a lesson before things go back to normal. In Stan's wish world, Principal Lewis has his family. I'm wearing a Santa costume.
Because I'm from an alternate reality where we're friends. Christmas Episodes of American Dad A list of Christmas and Thanksgiving episodes of American Dad. Like us on and follow us on for all news updates related to the world of geek. I've got a million balls in the air. Never looked into it, but it seemed like a lie.